The Geophysometer

This technical marvel is designed to give the gentleman explorer an accurate and precise indication of the rock strata and depth one is accending in one’s pursuing of fame and glory for the Empire.

Once switched on, the machine generates a non audible signal which scans the rocks and determines electronically via resonance, the depth and type of rocks encountered. When the machine is locked onto one’s home location, it will also navigate one through the busy streets and by-ways all the way home. Never feel isolated or unsure of your geographical surroundings.

Our Majesty Queen Victoria commented “such a fine and more accurate device we have never seen. ‘Tis a testament to our Empire’s greatest minds and technicians and what a very charming red flashing light!”